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6 articles tagged "Amazon".
Most people show up to a water park squinting through the lazy river and wiping chlorine out of their eyes every thirty seconds. I used to be one of them. ...
I've packed for enough water park days to know that the people who look the most exhausted by noon aren't the ones who rode the slides — they're the ones w...
I've watched families drain $20-40 on park lockers every single visit — sometimes twice a day when the rental period expires mid-afternoon. That's $60 befo...
Sunscreen washed off my shoulder before I even made it to the second slide. That was at Schlitterbahn New Braunfels, mid-July, and I'd reapplied 45 minutes...
I've handed a phone to the lost-and-found staff at more water parks than I care to admit — not mine, thankfully, but guests' phones that took a swim they w...
Most people grab whatever cheap sandals are by the door on the way out. I did the same thing my first summer working at Oceans of Fun in Kansas City — unti...
